A: Hey, you are invited to my wedding. Will you be available?
B: I will come to your wedding if I will have an important role. Either I’ll be the one who will finish off all the food, or I will be the bride.
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From one of the sermons, the speaker said that he has an M.D. Ph.D. after his name. That’s means, “Mukhang Doctor, Pero Hindi Doctor.”
Clever.
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From a friend:
A: “Have you seen the movie Fantastic Four?”
B: “Not yet. I haven’t seen Fantastic One, Fantastic Two and Fantastic Three, either.”
